made a dumb comic about a dumb thing I did today…
the receptionist helped me and then laughed at me, I deserved that
THIS HAPPENS TO ME IN LA ALL THE TIM
“ There’s so much more to life than finding someone who will want you, or being sad over someone who doesn’t. There’s a lot of wonderful time to be spent discovering yourself without hoping someone will fall in love with you along the way, and it doesn’t need to be painful or empty. You need to fill yourself up with love. Not anyone else. Become a whole being on your own. Go on adventures, fall asleep in the woods with friends, wander around the city at night, sit in a coffee shop on your own, write on bathroom stalls, leave notes in library books, dress up for yourself, give to others, smile a lot. Do all things with love, but don’t romanticize life like you can’t survive without it. Live for yourself and be happy on your own. It isn’t any less beautiful, I promise.
— Emery Allen (via raychillster)
“ Of course I am not worried about intimidating men. The type of man who will be intimidated by me is exactly the type of man I have no interest in.
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie (via ichbindeinesylvia)
I WOKE UP LIKE THISSSSSS
Position you are applying for: Job
Desired Wage: Money
ME. RIGHT NOW.
“ I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone.
— The New Yorker (via 15collection)
“ i just need to get my shit together
me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably
#on my death bed probably